This girl is more easily done than said...
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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