Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I could fuck to npr.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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