yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
