come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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