I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
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