I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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