I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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