'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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