I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
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