ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I think I sprained my soul last night
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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