why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
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