Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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