ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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