I cockslap morals
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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