Everything about him screamed your future.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
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