Porn is love you can see.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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