doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
I'm just crazy horny about you
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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