so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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