Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
