i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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