We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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