totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
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