Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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