Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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