Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
it was like having sex with a tree stump
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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