mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
Randomize
