why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
ugly people sure do ruin things
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
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