in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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