i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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