wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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