Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
And then my night got REAL pukey
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
Can't talk, ducks in the car
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