Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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