i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
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