well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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