when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Floor bacon is actually really good
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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