i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
I think we might need a safe word for this...
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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