after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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