Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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