I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
