You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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