btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
How's work?
Spinning.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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