omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
this will be a night to untag.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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