Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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