Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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