happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
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