did you get engaged???
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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