I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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