i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
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