I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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