I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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