did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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