Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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