Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
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